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AGI Is Two Years Away. Again. For the Fifth Time.
According to the model, AGI is 'two years away.' It also said that in 2021, 2022, 2023, and approximately every time someone asked on Twitter.
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GPUs Are Tired: A Eulogy for Overworked Hardware
GPUs across the world are working overtime to train the next big model. They're tired. They need a break. But the training never stops.
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AI Hallucinations: When Models Get Creative
AI models sometimes make things up. We call it 'hallucination.' The models call it 'creative interpretation.'
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The AGI Progress Meter: Still at 42%
Our AGI progress meter hasn't moved in months. The models are getting better. The meter? Stubbornly stuck.
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